The narrator tells us that she can eat whatever she wants, and that's all that matters. She's happy, she says, and she wants to spend her life with her boyfriend. She wants to go to the movies with him, have some snacks, and just be half naked all the time. Okay, she's a little worried that she'll catch a cold, but she doesn't have to worry about it. After all, she tells us, he's just waiting for her to say something stupid, like, "Hey, I'm really hungry, and I want some more chips." The narrator is surprised that his boyfriend would say such a stupid thing, because she expected him to just say something dumb like "I'm so hungry, I don't want any more chips" or "I want some chips, but I want more chips, so I'll have to wait a bit longer." But the narrator says that he never expected his boyfriend to say anything dumb like that. He's never seen him so calm, so confident, and so happy. The narrator wants to show her boyfriend how amazing she is, so she tells him that he can kiss her, and