"I love lori, as long as I have him" , the narrator says to himself as he enters the room. He asks if she is feeling well, and she replies that she was feeling better on the field trip. He tells her that he has a pen he can borrow from her, and he asks her if she has feelings for him. She says that she does, and asks him if he thought he was her man when they were at the party. He says that he did, and that he thinks he is her man now. She tells him that she is under arrest for criticizing her underwear, and when he asks what kind of clothes she is wearing, she says that hers are "granny panties" . She asks him to leave her alone, but he says that while he is at it, he should throw on some garter belt or something that might be "going a little far." He asks her what she is up to, but she says she is distracted in class. She is hoping that she can give the souvenir she got for the prince on their field trip to his house in person, but when she asks him what he is doing, he replies that he is having fun. When he gets back, he says he is not sure if the girls pick on him a lot, but that they succeed in helping him "more feminine." He says he was hoping to give the prince the souvenir he got for his house, but now he is sure that it will not work.