The scene opens with the narrator, dressed in his adult-shop clothes, taking off his pants. He's excited to show off his new-purchased pants, which he says are "way sexier" than the ones he's been wearing before. The narrator tells us that he just bought the pants from an "adult shop" , and that he'd like to rub his fingers in the pants to make them "sexy" and "open up" so he can "buy some regular underwear" at a convenience store . He also tells the narrator that the pants have a "slit" in them, which means that they're "open" for sexual purposes. He asks the narrator to show him where his "xl-sized dick" is going, and the narrator tells him to "scream" and slap him. He says he'll slap the narrator and slap himself, too, and then he says, "I'm gonna slap you too . . and slap me too ." The narrator is all, "Oh my god, you're going to be cursed for ripping something like that!" .