In this chapter, the "office witch" falls in love with the "boss" of her employer's company. The boss of the company, Mr. Brown, tries to convince the "witch" to invest in his company's new broomstick. The "boss," however, is not interested in the project and refuses to listen to the "best investment plan" that the company has put forward. He tells the witch that he will not consider investing in the company if the company sends a "big- boobs" and "fat-bottomed girl." The boss, however, does not understand human language, and continues to insist that the "wage slave" needs no dignity. He continues to argue that his job is not worth bowing his head for, and that someone else will take his place if the boss does not invest. He then tells the boss to "move aside" and tells him that he has "something to take care" of. He reminds the boss that he and his business partner have "accidentally formed a contract" and that the business partner lives in a "luxurious" house. He asks the boss for help, and the boss tells him to come inside.