In this chapter, we learn that the office witch has fallen in love with a rich, handsome, and gentle man named Sean. Sean's mother made the witch sign a "contract" with him to "improve her face" , but their relationship has only just reached the "handholding stage" . The witch asks the men to kiss her, but they refuse, saying that they will only form a contract once they kiss. The witches then explain that they tricked the men into signing the contract by telling them that the contract would only be valid if they signed a "marker" from the witch, which they did. The men are shocked, but the witch explains that she tricked them into signing a contract because she wanted to give Sean "everything she wanted . . she wants to give her woman everything she needs .