The scene opens with a loud chirp. It's the middle of the night, and the narrator is woken up by a loud knock on his door. He's not sure what's going on, but he's pretty sure it's a drunk prank. The narrator is pretty sure that the guy who knocked him down was the only person in the world who was with him that night. He wakes up to find that he has been hit on the head by a "cocky guy" . The guy is clearly drunk, but the narrator isn't sure. He doesn't know if the guy is "headed or stupid" , and he'd be lying if he said he wasn't certain that it was a drunken joke. He asks the guy where he can find his gym. The man tells him to go to the "olden gym" and look for the "golden gym" where he used to work. The