The narrator wakes up in the middle of the night to find that he's just had a "fake marriage" with his "gloomy boss" . He's so freaked out that he can't sleep. He wakes up with a "smile" , which is a fancy way of saying "shake." The narrator's got a crush on a girl named Chyta, and she's the only one he knows who knows her name. He wants to know more about her, so he tells her to go out for a little snack and then he'll tell her about his crush's boyfriend. He also tells her that he has a movie coming up, and he wants to see it ASAP. The narrator is all, "I've got to get ready for work, and I'll get coffee ready, and then I'm going to go see the movie." He doesn't know what to do with himself now that his crush is gone, but he promises to do better.