"A fake marriage" is the title of this chapter's opening dialogue. Shmoop asks the narrator what his favorite job is, and the narrator tells him that it's "iman shtistant accounting" , which is a fancy way of saying "accounting manager." The narrator asks the boss if he's been listening to him, and he says no, but that he'd like to look at the meeting minutes. The boss says he'll send them out to the sales team, and then he asks if he can print them out. The narrator thanks the boss for looking at the minutes, and says that he doesn't want to be an idiot, so he've been asking her about something recently, and she's just been super-easy to talk to . She's also super-duper cute lately, the narrator says, and that's why he never noticed that she was being super-cute. He says he wants to invite her out, but the boss says it'll be too creepy for him to do so, so the narrator cuts him off, and tells him to "shout all your fault" and "stop being such an