The narrator asks his boss what his favorite position is in life. The man replies that he likes to be by his side. He tells the narrator that he always wants to be with him. The narrator then tells the story of how he got lonely once and started sniffing his jacket. He says that he started to think he was really in love with the man. He asks the man to kiss him, and the man responds by saying that he loves her too, and that he's so happy that he can't believe how happy he is. He then asks the narrator to squeeze the man's butt, and he says that it's very different from the way it used to be. He also says that if he had sex with him, he'd have sex behind his butt. He wants to know what the heck is going on, but the narrator doesn't know what to say.