The narrator introduces himself as "fang yin yin," the assistant to the president. He tells the audience that he's here to introduce himself to the people of the city. He introduces himself by saying that he is the assistant of the president, and that he and his brother are quarrelling. The two brothers are afraid of each other, and they don't like each other very much. The narrator says that he doesn't mean to hurt his brother's feelings, but he does mean that his brother is afraid that he will steal his money from him. He says that the outcome of their quarrel isn't set in stone, but that he wants to stay away from the two brothers. He asks if he can teach him some etiquette, and the assistant says he can. He then tells the narrator that the president is probably staying at his house tonight, and he'd like to come home with him.