Universal Love Grocery

The narrator introduces us to the police inspector of the central police department, who is also known as the "love ass grocery" . The police inspector tells the narrator that he wants to stop the "blind date" from happening, but the narrator does not understand what he's saying, so he follows him to the station to use a sample of the shop's wares to solve the problem. The narrator says that he'll definitely catch the "ugly mister" , and that his mom has made him go blind for a date. He's scared that he might meet someone ugly, but if he is hot, he will go through with his blind date. The policeman asks him how much he earns, and the narrator replies that he doesn't come out of his free will, but that he is "highly interested in appearance". The policeman says that his "heavy taste in men" is what makes him interested in men's appearance, and he apologizes for running into the "stupid woman" in the shop. He says that since the man is not there, he might as well run to the bathroom. He tells the woman that he will hit her if she tries to run away, and then he tells her that he needs to catch a criminal so he isn't in the mood to have a relationship with her. He then says that, at first, he wanted to mask his face for an hour, but then he found himself attracted to another man, and his face held no attraction to him. He decides that he won't use the mask anymore, and will instead try to avoid the people's eye and keep posting about his happy life on the weibo. He adds that he already has the "payment" of self-