The narrator wakes up in the middle of the night to find that he's been called an "old f-rt" for the first time in his life. He's bummed out because he doesn't have any ice cream for his period, and he wants to go home and do his homework. The narrator's sister, who's also in the same class as the narrator, interrupts him to tell him that they're going to go play pool. The two of them decide to go because they saw the girl they were supposed to play pool with on their way to school the day before, and they've both heard stories of how she's disliked hanging out with other people, and how she likes to hang out with guys. The sisters decide to join them, and the narrator is all, "I'm not going easy on you, sister. I want to go and play pool too" .