The President wakes up and tells us that he's waited a long time for this news. He's not sure if he likes the guy or not, but he doesn't want anyone to hurt him. He says that if it weren't for him using his connections to find him, he'd remember this favor. The President says that it must have been a lie for him to think that he still cared about the guy. He asks if being a heterosexual causes a decline in IQ, and if he cares so much about him, why did he treat him that way back in the day? The President asks if it's just the beginning, and says that he wants to know what the results of the investigation will be. He wants to send a copy of the results to the editor of the magazine, and he wants the next issue to sell well.