This chapter is all about sex. It's not just about sex, though - it's also about love. We're told that this is the first time we've ever seen a man and a woman having sex, and we're also told that they're both in love with each other. We also learn that the man is super-duper jealous of the woman's love, and he's jealous of his own love. He's even jealous that the woman is having sex with him. He wants to know what's going on, but he can't figure out how to do it himself. So he asks the woman to sum up all of their feelings in an Excel file. She's super-excited, and she's all, "Sure, I'll do that." But then she gets a scolding from her boss, who scolds her for not being able to handle the situation herself. She says she'll take the scolding as an opportunity to do something about it.