The narrator tells us that he likes the guy who works for a company that organizes trips to foreign countries during vacation time. The guy doesn't go on any of the trips because he's so boring, but he does go on one once when the company arranged a trip to a place called "Thailand" that coincided with the vacation. The dude didn't do any sightseeing or anything else. He just sat in the cafe and played with his dog. The narrator thinks that the dude's "noble image" among his co-workers has disappeared. He asks if the dude took his guide dog with him on the trip, and the dude says that he did, but that the dog was lost again. He tells the narrator that he'll buy him a frisbee to play with, and they'll go to a drag queen's show tonight. He says that the guy reacts very quickly when he sees other women, and that he can't beat him in that way. He wants to know if the guy is taking pictures for money, and she says that she's seen him take pictures of pretty women. He's a "master among masters" when they go on vacation, she says, and he changes from "f to child" when he gets off work. She wants to learn how to give him a massage, so that she can give him one every day after he gets back from vacation. She says that's the only way she can