In this chapter, we learn that the planet difool is 78 billion in size, and that the inhabitants of it are "stupid tourists" who have gone to "look over there" . In other words, they've gone to look at the "reddest circle bar" , the "de l'arouge bar" and the "head" of the proto-father . The protofather is the guy who cheated in the "nuptial games," and he's here to tell us what's been going on. He tells us that the previous "winner" of these games was a "berg," a "trilys," and a bird . He says that the "pregnant queen" hates her children for reminding her of her father's betrayal, but instead, she's seen the end of the human race. He's really sorry, but he can't believe that he has been a "curse" to the galaxy. The darkness has destroyed the light and life on this planet, he says, and now it's time to "preach someplace else" because the "proto-father" has "almost succumbed" to "the proto-queens cone." He tells his buddy Mac to get out of his way so that he can "pick a better mate" for the next time.