"Outside the Pervert" is the title of this chapter's epigraph. It's a reference to the fact that the narrator's "perfect boss" turns into a "pervert" when he's out of the office. The narrator asks why the boss is always "apoplectic out of nowhere" , and the bawdy guy says it's because the boss isn't paying enough attention to his duties. He's too busy "spontaneously spacing out" to pay attention to what's going on in his office. He drops a notebook in the hallway, and bawdily thanks the guy for picking it up. The guy goes on to say that he hasn't been back yet, and that he'd give the notebook to the guy to "morrow" . He says he just went for a walk, and then he heads back to his office to pick up the notebook. The bawdiest guy in the book asks why they're even talking about "himp" and "samurai," and the guy says that's just because his hair is "still wet" that he can't figure out where they've been. He then says that his feelings for the guy are "one - sided," meaning that he still has a chance to win her over, even though he doesn't love her as much as he used to. He asks bawdly if he has feelings for her, and she says that she does, but that she's in love with him, too. The two head back to their office, where ba