Everyone has had a dream like this - ba - dump. This really is embarrassing . ba - grab ! i think i might bein love with you! ba - gasp. dump I want to ba-dump have dreams like this! The don't-space-out like that in-the-middle-of-work ! sorry, but you seriously never got tired of that, do you? ba dump sure, and sure, n -... The narrator tells us that everyone has had at least one dream in their life, like this one. The narrator says that he's sure that everyone in the world has had one dream like that. He says that it's embarrassing to be in love, and that he wants to be with the narrator. He asks the narrator to tell him about his dream, and the narrator tells him about the accounting department report. He tells the narrator that the men from other departments are coming back to work, and he says that they see in the man that he is "so handsome and proficient" at work, but that "allp not really" is that he does not seem to have "any interest in the ladies" . He doesn't want to go out with the women, the narrator says, because that would mean that he would have to get married to his job. He also says that the narrator is hopeless because the man is "serious jesus" , and because he is a pretty face, he can't be married. He's no more than a "pretty face," he says, and if the narrator wants to have sex with him, he should try to seduce him.