The narrator tells us that he's still growing a beard, even though he doesn't have a goatee. He's so excited that he wants to watch him shave, but he can't stand the thought of being watched. He wants to laugh at his stupid face, so he draws himself some facial hair and says, "How does it look" . He says that even if he had a goatee, it would still be black . The narrator says that the goatee reminds him of his days as a recruit, and he says that he looks younger, just like his dad. He also says that his dad never met him, and that it looks bad on him either. The guys are about to start their lecture, and the narrator says he hasn't shaved in a while. He asks why they don't ask the moustache brothers to answer his question. The moustache brothers answer that they draw unwanted attention, and it's just like the old guy look. The men say that they're not surprised that the old man looks the same, because he always has that old look. They say that the moustache is a "fabulous" one and that they teach recruits how to use razors. They also say that if they had more time, they could play around with their moustaches more, but they've got nothing to do with it. They all laugh at each other's faces, and then they say, "Hey, stop that, you idiot" , and they say they'll stop playing around with the moustaches if they have more time. They're done with this game, and now they have to get back to work. They joke about the fact that they have no time to play with their taches, but then they realize that their nose hairs are just as manly as the moustache. They realize that