In this chapter, the narrator explains to the audience what he is trying to tell the audience. He tells the audience that when he goes to work, he sits behind his desk with his head bowed and listens to his lecture. On his way home, he hears strange news that he does not understand. He explains that he is telling the audience about which celebrities have gotten married, who have had children, and who have been involved in scandals. He says that he has already tried every restaurant in the area, so that he can cook the leftovers for the next few days. The narrator says that if he were an undercover agent, he would go back to his old job. He adds that he wants to bring the audience out of the darkness. He reminds them that he was the one who stopped daxing when he was drunk and making a ruckus in front of a crowd of people. He realizes that he had unique qualities that made him stand out from everyone else. This is the