This is the 7th annual "brick em hill" event, and it's going to be the "most brutal event ever" . It's a big night, and the main event is a super-sized super-fight between Sechew Powell and Demetrius Andrade for the vacant light-heavyweight title . This guy is a "beast" , and he's about to "corner" the other guy. The other guy needs to get his "knees into the kidney" so that he can "knock yo ! . . you ! you . uh ... ready ! big ding-ding holy sh*t !" .