The narrator asks the bartender to take him to the liquor store to buy a pack of cigarettes. The bartender tells him that they just sold him five cigarettes and gave him seven dollars in change. The narrator complains that the store is "so naughty" that he wants to "eat me out" . He tells the bartender that he's hungry and wants to make a "delicious sandwich" , but the store won't let him do so because it's "too big" for him to eat. He asks if the store has a menthol pack, and the bartender says that they don't. He then tells the narrator that he can fill the bag with paper and pretend to be sorry for being so drunk. Then he tells him to put the paper in his butt and pretend that he is "sorry" for being drunk. He says he'll kill both of them if they touch him. He wants to be sure that they're both dead before he kills them both. He grabs a gun and tells them to "drop the heater" and kill the "pig" who's trying to steal the money from him.