I Will Never Be Into You Again

Back at school, the narrator tells his friends that he's going to write a story about his life in big cities. He wants to tell a story that will inspire young people to live up to their dreams. The narrator wants to write about Harry Potter and Harry Potter's adventures in the big cities, but he doesn't know how to write such a story. He's afraid that his mom will find out about his love for her son someday, and he wants to punch him in the face so that she won't be able to tell anyone about it. He also wants to warn his mom that if she finds out, she'll get sick, and they'll have to stop talking to each other and not allow him to see her when she dies.