"I've Been Looking For You" is the first line of the chapter, and it begins with the narrator's declaration that he's been looking for the girl for a long time. He tells her that she's mistaken him for someone else, and he apologizes for being a jerk. He says that he doesn't know her, but he promises that they'll be together for the rest of their lives. He's not a jerk, he says, because he knows who he is, and that's why he loves her so much. The narrator tells the girl that she can leave her pants on, but she can't leave them on, because they're in the bathroom for "chris's sake" . The girl says that she didn't have a "you dirty birdies" , and the narrator says that if she had, he'd have been more angry with her if he had known why she was there. He asks the girl to get backstage, but the girl refuses, saying that she was just trying to get her belt back from the guy who punched her in the nose. She's upset that the guy asked her to do this, and she says that it's one of those "little romance comics" that girls get "pissed" on. She asks the narrator why he needed her, and why he wanted her to play a long-lost girlfriend. She says that the plan worked, because it made things easier, and if the girl and the boy were willing to give up their old lives, then everything would be "gratified." But what if the boy wasn't with the girl? What if he were, and what if he was a "nice kid" ? The narrator says, "Don't worry, it't be for him , it is for her ."
"I've Been Looking For You" is the first line of the chapter, and it begins with the narrator's declaration that he's been looking for the girl for a long time. He tells her that she's mistaken him for someone else, and he apologizes for being a jerk. He says that he doesn't know her, but he promises that they'll be together for the rest of their lives. He's not a jerk, he says, because he knows who he is, and that's why he loves her so much. The narrator tells the girl that she can leave her pants on, but she can't leave them on, because they're in the bathroom for "chris's sake" . The girl says that she didn't have a "you dirty birdies" , and the narrator says that if she had, he'd have been more angry with her if he had known why she was there. He asks the girl to get backstage, but the girl refuses, saying that she was just trying to get her belt back from the guy who punched her in the nose. She's upset that the guy asked her to do this, and she says that it's one of those "little romance comics" that girls get "pissed" on. She asks the narrator why he needed her, and why he wanted her to play a long-lost girlfriend. She says that the plan worked, because it made things easier, and if the girl and the boy were willing to give up their old lives, then everything would be "gratified." But what if the boy wasn't with the girl? What if he were, and what if he was a "nice kid" ? The narrator says, "Don't worry, it't be for him , it is for her ."