Back at the bar, we find out what's going down between the two of them. They're playing in the band, and some of the other guys in the lab have heard that they're doing really well in school. They want to know how good they are at everything, and they want to see if they can suck it up. They think they've got perfect grades, and all the other students love them, but they can't figure out how they can be good at anything. They also think that the professor is in love with one of the girls in his lab, and that he's trying to get them to do half of his work for him. He's playing a game with them, and the girls are doing half of the work. The professor is obsessed with the girls, and he'd do anything for them if they wanted to. He could shag any of them, he says, if he wanted, but he doesn't know how to do it. He also says that he has a crush on Nelly, but she's already on her way to see him.