"The fake beality, no . . nothing" , the narrator tells us. He's back in bed, and he's just heard about the "healty sling fling" . He doesn't know what to make of it, but he does know that it's not love at first sight, but a fling from someone else. He also knows that he used to be a loser, but now, he thinks, "he becomes handsome, hard-working, upright, and bright compared with him, and I am an ugly, vain, and weird weirdo . " .