I'm having sex with a mummy. Is that what you're going to call it? Is it going to be awkward, or is it just going to make me cry? Oh, no. It's not awkward, it's just a little awkward. I can't imagine what it would be like to have sex with someone who's so nice to me. I don't know what to do with myself, after all, I've just been through so many things today. I feel like I should be ashamed of myself. Oh, and I love you, too. I love