I'm going to have sex with a mummy. That's the first time I've ever had sex, and it's pretty scary. I'll have to tell you, that's a pretty scary thing to do. I don't know about you, but I'd rather be in the dark than be in a room with a creepy mummy . So I go to the top of the stairs, grab the mummy by the neck, and try to get her to kiss me. She's so freaked out by the whole thing that she can't do it. I finally get to touch her, and she's totally freaked out. She tries to get him to kiss her, but he can'