The narrator tells Mr. Roberts that he'll have him if he can get him to do something more for the prince. He's a little worried about what he's going to do if he doesn't do something, but Mr. Riggs assures him that he can do whatever he wants. The narrator says that he wants to kiss the prince, but he can't tell the prince how to do it in real life. He wants the prince to pinch his chest, but the prince won't let him do it. The prince asks if the kiss is good, and the narrator tells him that it's good, but that it feels like a dream. He tells the prince that they're going to have to go back to the hotel, because the kiss isn't real, and that it was a "rough time" getting them all the way there. He says that the kiss was a dream, but now that it is, they can go home.