In this chapter, we learn that we're not the only ones who've had a bad day at work. In fact, we've probably been the only one who's had a pretty bad day. We're talking about, you know, the one where you're getting ready to go to work and find a new apartment to live in. You know, like, the kind of thing that happens when you get ready to leave your job and move in with a new roommate. We interrupt this program for a quick recap of what's been going down. The gist of the conversation is that the two of you broke up about a month ago, and now you've got a new guy to hang out with. You're all like, "Gee, it's just been a month since I broke up with you, so I'm not really sad or anything like that" . What's the deal with sex? Well, you guys haven't had sex for a year, so you'd better get used to it. You don't have to have sex to break up a relationship. You can't just be a lover and not have sex. You have to be an adult and stop acting like an adult. The only reason you guys broke up was because one of you caused the other's relationship to be "sexless" , and that's what caused the relationship to break in the first place. It was me who caused it, and I didn't want to be a part of it. It's not like you guys are married or have kids to get together with.