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This chapter's epigraph comes from an illustration by Lin-memes, a famous folktale writer. It's a story about a soul leaving a place and finding another place. This is the story of a human who finds a dwarf village and discovers that the place is actually inhabited by humans. The humans are shocked to learn that the village is inhabited by people from the human race, and they immediately assume that it's not a good idea for a human to leave a place like this. They try to explain to the humans that they are not bad guys, but they're still not sure how they got there. They ask the humans how they managed to get back to the village, and it turns out that the man who discovered the village was a human. The man is shocked to find out that he's from the dwarf tribe, and he begs the humans to listen to him. He's also from the clan of the dwarves, so he knows how to talk to them. He tells them that he is their oracle, and that they should stop laughing at him. The men are shocked, and the man kneels before them, pretending to be the god of the gods. He asks them to apologize for their rudeness, and everyone agrees to stand up and take him to their patriarch. He says that he heard that the lord phoenix had graced the village. He apologizes for his insolence, and says that even though he is human, he was raised by the dwarves. He thanks the men for their kindness, and asks the men to leave.
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Chapter 20: Who Says Trash Talk Is for NBA Only?Chapter 21: A DPS Without Endurance Is Not a Good Main CharacterChapter 22: A Beautiful Scenery Is Not Better Than the Dirty Perdue Camp Drinking TogetherChapter 23: Enrolling to the Famous College Is the Only Way to Revenge
Chapter 24: Unknowingly, the Dwarf Village Has Been Upgraded to a Large Dungeon After Three YearsChapter 25: I Still Can't Get Used to the Smell of Granpa Patriarch's Chest Hair After Three YearsChapter 26: A Place Is What Every Guerrilla Needs to Have!Chapter 27: The Fact I Was an Underage Worker at a Barbecue Shop Is in the Past
Chapter 28: Against Such a Sharp Demonic Machete, I Can Only Say: I Have Lost in Terms of EquipmentChapter 29: How Could I Forget That Time I Was Team-Wiped in an Online Game on EarthChapter 30: Been in a Bath of Phoenix Blood Slept with a Silver Wolf, Yo Yo Check It OutChapter 31: Even If I Die, I Can Come Back to Life. That's the Main Character's Aura
Chapter 32: The World Is So Big. As a Guardian God, I Want to See ItChapter 33: Should I Tell You That Bing Yu Is Gonna Show Up in the Next Episode?Chapter 34: The Diary of a Dragon's Life Among the AntsChapter 35: There Are No Problems That Can't Be Solved by Barbecues
Chapter 36: Why Did You Two Have to Hurt Me? Should You Be Competing Against Each Other?Chapter 37: If You Want to Run Wild in My School, You Better Have Thicker EyebrowsChapter 38: If It Were Not for the Revenge I'm Seeking, I'd Be a Blacksmith and Make Loads of Money AlreadyChapter 39: Master a Technique to Achieve a Happy Life
Chapter 40: I Can't Let the Principle Know How Much I Sold My Sword ForChapter 41: I Go to School Only to Piss Off My TeachersChapter 42: Why Is a Holy Swordsman Skill Named the "Three Buster Blade Technique"?Chapter 43: Leng Mo Is Acting Strange Lately, Something's Up,
Chapter 44: This Story Tell Us That Arrogant Fellows Don't End Up Well.Chapter 45: I Think Bing Yu's Gotta Understand How Much I Want to Win.Chapter 46: Wanna Be the Top Dog? Bring It On! Let's Fight It Out!Chapter 47: The Champions Who Both Passed Out and the Awkward Prize Presenter
Chapter 48: He, She and It Fight for Barbecued MeatChapter 49: Revenge Is to Be Taken, Lives Are to LiveChapter 50: I Never Expected That the Crater Would Be an Ideal Spot to CultivateChapter 51: Of Course, the Protagonist Has to Appear at the Last Minute
Chapter 52: Setting Up a Flag Before the Contest Is Only Valid for the ProtagonistChapter 53: Let's First Set a Small Goal, Getting a Hundred RunesChapter 54: How Do I Live Without Your Roasted MeatChapter 55: When the Judge Picked Me, I Was Too Excited and Happy
Chapter 56: I Have to Tell You That the Antagonists Usually Die Because They Talk Too MuchChapter 57: If I'd Known It Was an Illusion, I Wouldn't Have Used My Ultimate SkillChapter 58: Is It Weird Using Such a Long Title for a Serious Cover Like This?Chapter 59: In Terms of Mental Strength, You Must Be Stronger as a Prodigy!
Chapter 60: Wake Up Leng Mo, You're Hugging Me, Not Your Mom!Chapter 61: As a Top Student, I'm Solving Olympiad Math Problems Even in My SleepChapter 62: I'm Risking My Life for You, Yet You're Taking Exams in Your DreamChapter 63: If I Had Known You Were Such a Grumpy Riser, I Wouldn't Have Hypnotized You
Chapter 64: The Demonic Machete Which Hasn't Been Seen for a Long Time Is Thirsty for ActionChapter 65: Do You Think That I Was Afraid of the Arbitrator Examination, Which I Took at 10 Years Old?Chapter 66: You Would Probably Forget I'm the Antagonist in the Story If I Don't Appear More Frequently, Right?Chapter 67: All About the Practical Lessons the Teachers Always Claim "It's for Your Own Good"
Chapter 68: Every Teacher Would Advise Students to Carefully Read the Questions Before an ExamChapter 69: Why Don't You Come Over and Give Your Friend, Who Came to Take the Exam with You, a Hug?Chapter 70: Things Usually Don't Go as Planned, Even the Brightest Minds Cannot Foresee EverthingChapter 71: At This Rate, Even If I Can't Be an Arbitrator, I Still Can Be a Part-Time Delivery Man
Chapter 72: Despite Being a Top Student, This Is My First Time Taking an Exam When the Weight of Gravity Is Ten Times GreaterChapter 73: Examiner, Aren't You Going to Do Anything About the Test-Crashing Terrors?Chapter 74: I Believe It Has Now Understood the Risks Associated with Consuming Unpasteurized FoodChapter 75: My Master Is Most Famous for His Three Buster Blade Technique, Even Though Its Name Sounds a Bit Weird
Chapter 76: You Would Have Mistaken Me for a Mascot If Phoenix Hadn't Stepped In, Am I Right?Chapter 77: Prior to the Battle Between the Godly and the Demonic, the Dwarves' Height Was the Norm on the MainlandChapter 78: Why Not Just Drink the Lava Since Phoenix Has to Consume Fire Elements to Power Up?Chapter 79: The Phrase "There Is Someone Above Me" Appears to Work in Most Cases
Chapter 80: One Should Not Take an Exam on an Empty Stomach, This Is a Serious Matter That Has to Be AddressedChapter 81: According to Scientific Research, the Higher IQ a Person Has, the More Difficult It Is to Control Their EmotionsChapter 82: If a Guy Whose Job Is Eating Shares His Food, That's True LoveChapter 83: Who Would've Expected That in the End, the Arbitrator Exams Are Just Fighting and Killing
Chapter 84: Actually I Think the Real Battle Is at the Judges' AreaChapter 85: You May Not Like It but You Have to Admit That I Won with BrainChapter 86: Fourth Prince, What Are You Going to Do to Me in Sky City?Chapter 87: How Dare a Mere Dwarves' Patriarch Be So Arrogant in Front of Me, Your Guardian God
Chapter 88: I Have the Phoenix's Protection, Are You Afraid Now?Chapter 89: If I Knew You Were a Prince, I'd Have Extorted a Whole Lot from YouChapter 90: It Is Dangerous to Aim for the Crown as a PrinceChapter 91: If You Can't Win Against Someone, Find a Good Reason to Escape. That's the Essential Quality the Protagonist Should Have
Chapter 92: Imprisoned in a Small Dark Room and Those Vague Grudge with the ArchmageChapter 93: You're Strong, but I Happen to Have Both Fire and Space AttributesChapter 94: I Don't Know Whether You Can Recognize Me When I Get Back from Studying Abroad or NotChapter 95: I'll Be Punished for Becoming a Holy Swordsman So Quickly
Chapter 96: Being a Holy Swordsman Makes Everything Much EasierChapter 97: I Suppose I Will Be Invincible After Becoming a Dual-Attribute Holy SwordsmanChapter 98: Is It Possible That Only Perdue Camp in Your Luori Empire Can Accommodate Me?Chapter 99: A Hungry Belly Has No Ears. This Is a Harsh Reality!
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This is a locked chapterChapter 76: You Would Have Mistaken Me for a Mascot If Phoenix Hadn't Stepped In, Am I Right?
About This Chapter
This chapter's epigraph comes from an illustration by Lin-memes, a famous folktale writer. It's a story about a soul leaving a place and finding another place. This is the story of a human who finds a dwarf village and discovers that the place is actually inhabited by humans. The humans are shocked to learn that the village is inhabited by people from the human race, and they immediately assume that it's not a good idea for a human to leave a place like this. They try to explain to the humans that they are not bad guys, but they're still not sure how they got there. They ask the humans how they managed to get back to the village, and it turns out that the man who discovered the village was a human. The man is shocked to find out that he's from the dwarf tribe, and he begs the humans to listen to him. He's also from the clan of the dwarves, so he knows how to talk to them. He tells them that he is their oracle, and that they should stop laughing at him. The men are shocked, and the man kneels before them, pretending to be the god of the gods. He asks them to apologize for their rudeness, and everyone agrees to stand up and take him to their patriarch. He says that he heard that the lord phoenix had graced the village. He apologizes for his insolence, and says that even though he is human, he was raised by the dwarves. He thanks the men for their kindness, and asks the men to leave.
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Chapter 16: Joining the Suicide Squad Even Requires Good Looks These Days?Chapter 17: Those Romantic Years We Spent in the Perdue CampChapter 18: Collective Self-Destruction Is a Man's Type of RomanceChapter 19: Four-Tanks-One-DPS Is the Perfect Strategy for Endgame Content
Chapter 20: Who Says Trash Talk Is for NBA Only?Chapter 21: A DPS Without Endurance Is Not a Good Main CharacterChapter 22: A Beautiful Scenery Is Not Better Than the Dirty Perdue Camp Drinking TogetherChapter 23: Enrolling to the Famous College Is the Only Way to Revenge
Chapter 24: Unknowingly, the Dwarf Village Has Been Upgraded to a Large Dungeon After Three YearsChapter 25: I Still Can't Get Used to the Smell of Granpa Patriarch's Chest Hair After Three YearsChapter 26: A Place Is What Every Guerrilla Needs to Have!Chapter 27: The Fact I Was an Underage Worker at a Barbecue Shop Is in the Past
Chapter 28: Against Such a Sharp Demonic Machete, I Can Only Say: I Have Lost in Terms of EquipmentChapter 29: How Could I Forget That Time I Was Team-Wiped in an Online Game on EarthChapter 30: Been in a Bath of Phoenix Blood Slept with a Silver Wolf, Yo Yo Check It OutChapter 31: Even If I Die, I Can Come Back to Life. That's the Main Character's Aura
Chapter 32: The World Is So Big. As a Guardian God, I Want to See ItChapter 33: Should I Tell You That Bing Yu Is Gonna Show Up in the Next Episode?Chapter 34: The Diary of a Dragon's Life Among the AntsChapter 35: There Are No Problems That Can't Be Solved by Barbecues
Chapter 36: Why Did You Two Have to Hurt Me? Should You Be Competing Against Each Other?Chapter 37: If You Want to Run Wild in My School, You Better Have Thicker EyebrowsChapter 38: If It Were Not for the Revenge I'm Seeking, I'd Be a Blacksmith and Make Loads of Money AlreadyChapter 39: Master a Technique to Achieve a Happy Life
Chapter 40: I Can't Let the Principle Know How Much I Sold My Sword ForChapter 41: I Go to School Only to Piss Off My TeachersChapter 42: Why Is a Holy Swordsman Skill Named the "Three Buster Blade Technique"?Chapter 43: Leng Mo Is Acting Strange Lately, Something's Up,
Chapter 44: This Story Tell Us That Arrogant Fellows Don't End Up Well.Chapter 45: I Think Bing Yu's Gotta Understand How Much I Want to Win.Chapter 46: Wanna Be the Top Dog? Bring It On! Let's Fight It Out!Chapter 47: The Champions Who Both Passed Out and the Awkward Prize Presenter
Chapter 48: He, She and It Fight for Barbecued MeatChapter 49: Revenge Is to Be Taken, Lives Are to LiveChapter 50: I Never Expected That the Crater Would Be an Ideal Spot to CultivateChapter 51: Of Course, the Protagonist Has to Appear at the Last Minute
Chapter 52: Setting Up a Flag Before the Contest Is Only Valid for the ProtagonistChapter 53: Let's First Set a Small Goal, Getting a Hundred RunesChapter 54: How Do I Live Without Your Roasted MeatChapter 55: When the Judge Picked Me, I Was Too Excited and Happy
Chapter 56: I Have to Tell You That the Antagonists Usually Die Because They Talk Too MuchChapter 57: If I'd Known It Was an Illusion, I Wouldn't Have Used My Ultimate SkillChapter 58: Is It Weird Using Such a Long Title for a Serious Cover Like This?Chapter 59: In Terms of Mental Strength, You Must Be Stronger as a Prodigy!
Chapter 60: Wake Up Leng Mo, You're Hugging Me, Not Your Mom!Chapter 61: As a Top Student, I'm Solving Olympiad Math Problems Even in My SleepChapter 62: I'm Risking My Life for You, Yet You're Taking Exams in Your DreamChapter 63: If I Had Known You Were Such a Grumpy Riser, I Wouldn't Have Hypnotized You
Chapter 64: The Demonic Machete Which Hasn't Been Seen for a Long Time Is Thirsty for ActionChapter 65: Do You Think That I Was Afraid of the Arbitrator Examination, Which I Took at 10 Years Old?Chapter 66: You Would Probably Forget I'm the Antagonist in the Story If I Don't Appear More Frequently, Right?Chapter 67: All About the Practical Lessons the Teachers Always Claim "It's for Your Own Good"
Chapter 68: Every Teacher Would Advise Students to Carefully Read the Questions Before an ExamChapter 69: Why Don't You Come Over and Give Your Friend, Who Came to Take the Exam with You, a Hug?Chapter 70: Things Usually Don't Go as Planned, Even the Brightest Minds Cannot Foresee EverthingChapter 71: At This Rate, Even If I Can't Be an Arbitrator, I Still Can Be a Part-Time Delivery Man
Chapter 72: Despite Being a Top Student, This Is My First Time Taking an Exam When the Weight of Gravity Is Ten Times GreaterChapter 73: Examiner, Aren't You Going to Do Anything About the Test-Crashing Terrors?Chapter 74: I Believe It Has Now Understood the Risks Associated with Consuming Unpasteurized FoodChapter 75: My Master Is Most Famous for His Three Buster Blade Technique, Even Though Its Name Sounds a Bit Weird
Chapter 76: You Would Have Mistaken Me for a Mascot If Phoenix Hadn't Stepped In, Am I Right?Chapter 77: Prior to the Battle Between the Godly and the Demonic, the Dwarves' Height Was the Norm on the MainlandChapter 78: Why Not Just Drink the Lava Since Phoenix Has to Consume Fire Elements to Power Up?Chapter 79: The Phrase "There Is Someone Above Me" Appears to Work in Most Cases
Chapter 80: One Should Not Take an Exam on an Empty Stomach, This Is a Serious Matter That Has to Be AddressedChapter 81: According to Scientific Research, the Higher IQ a Person Has, the More Difficult It Is to Control Their EmotionsChapter 82: If a Guy Whose Job Is Eating Shares His Food, That's True LoveChapter 83: Who Would've Expected That in the End, the Arbitrator Exams Are Just Fighting and Killing
Chapter 84: Actually I Think the Real Battle Is at the Judges' AreaChapter 85: You May Not Like It but You Have to Admit That I Won with BrainChapter 86: Fourth Prince, What Are You Going to Do to Me in Sky City?Chapter 87: How Dare a Mere Dwarves' Patriarch Be So Arrogant in Front of Me, Your Guardian God
Chapter 88: I Have the Phoenix's Protection, Are You Afraid Now?Chapter 89: If I Knew You Were a Prince, I'd Have Extorted a Whole Lot from YouChapter 90: It Is Dangerous to Aim for the Crown as a PrinceChapter 91: If You Can't Win Against Someone, Find a Good Reason to Escape. That's the Essential Quality the Protagonist Should Have
Chapter 92: Imprisoned in a Small Dark Room and Those Vague Grudge with the ArchmageChapter 93: You're Strong, but I Happen to Have Both Fire and Space AttributesChapter 94: I Don't Know Whether You Can Recognize Me When I Get Back from Studying Abroad or NotChapter 95: I'll Be Punished for Becoming a Holy Swordsman So Quickly
Chapter 96: Being a Holy Swordsman Makes Everything Much EasierChapter 97: I Suppose I Will Be Invincible After Becoming a Dual-Attribute Holy SwordsmanChapter 98: Is It Possible That Only Perdue Camp in Your Luori Empire Can Accommodate Me?Chapter 99: A Hungry Belly Has No Ears. This Is a Harsh Reality!
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