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CHAPTER 2: IF I FALL OUT OF THE SKY AND HiT YOU, iT'S NOT MY FAULT! CLICK Story: Yun Tiankong Illustration: Lin·Memes

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IN AN UNKNOWN PLACE (NOT ON EARTH), ONE DAY, LOOK HERE. THE SKY OPENED A CRACK! AND ALL OF A SUDDEN, A METEORite THAT'S ABOUT TO CHANGE THE WORLD BURSTS OUT OF THE CRACK! kaboom! Pow! Pow! Pow!

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YES. YOU GUESSED iT right. I was THAT METEORite! Leng Mo, THAT GENiUS BOY WHO HAS 2 PHDS AT 10!

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I was SHOt to THE GROUND AT A 65.1 DEGREE ANGLE AND AT THE SPEED OF 83 KiLOMETERS PER SECOND! BUT I... THE GRAViTATiONAL ACCELERATiON HERE waS ABOUT THE SAME AS ON EARTH. THE TEMPERATURE OF AiR AROUND ME Got TO OVER 2,000 DEGREES BECAUSE OF THE FRiCTiON! didn't die!

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I ALSO HiT AN ERUPTiNG VOLCANO DURiNG MY FALL! And I flew through the 3,000 degree lava! BUT I... STiLL DiDN'T DiE! Boom!

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THEN I HiT THE GROUND WiTH THE FORCE OF 4X10*10, WHiCH EQUALS TO 4 MiLLiON TONS! AND THAT GENERATED AN EXPLOSiON THAT'S WORTH 6.5X10*4 JOULE iN ENERGY, WHiCH EQUALs TO THE POWER OF 10 TiMES THE ATOMiC BOMB THAT WAS DROPPED iN HiROSHiMA! KABOOM!!

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BECAUSE OF ME, THIS WORLD NOW HAS A DENT THE SIZE OF A TOWN... RUSTLE...!! RUSTLE...!! I GUESS THiS iS MY GiFT TO THiS NEW WORLD...

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AND I... STiLL DiDN'T DiE! IS THiS THE s0-CALLED LEAD CHARACTER SUPER POWER?! IT'S s0 AWESOME, iSN'T iT?! I WAS UNCONSCiOUS FOR A DAY AND A NiGHT UNTiL the next SUNRiSE...

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I STiLL... DiDN'T WAKE UP! THE THiRD DAY! THE FOURTH DAY! THE FiFTH DAY! I SLEPT LiKE THiS FOR A WEEK... AND FiNALLY...

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I STiLL DiDN'T WAKE UP... AT THiS POiNT, YOU MUST BE WONDERiNG WHY I GET TO STAY ALiVE AND UNHARMED? GUEST HOST IS iT REALLY BECAUSE OF my LEAD CHARACTER SUPER POWER? THAT'S NOT iT. DO YOU REMEMBER THE METEORite HiT MY HEAD? THEN I STARTEDLEAPiNG THROUGHUNiVERSES, AND ENTERED THiS WORLD THROUGH A STRANGE TUNNEL! AND THEN, I WAS SO stunned BY THE BEAUTiFUL ViEW... JUST LiKE THAT, AMiD THE TERRiFYiNG CRY OF PEOPLE ALL OVER THE WORLD,

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TO SiMPLY PUT iT, BECAUSE I HAD JUST ENTERED THE WORLD, I DiDN'T BELONG TO THiS WORLD JUST YET. SO I WAS iMMUNE TO ALL THE HARM THis WORLD CAN iMPOSE ON A PERSON! In-effective! Ineffective! TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT! ALTHOUGH THE POWER DiSAPPEARED AFTER A FEW DAYS... THiS BODY HAS HAD THE TRANSCENDiNG POWER iNSiDE iT! THE SPACE POWER iS STRONGER THAN BOTH GROUPS OF GODS POWERS! THiS YOUNG BOY BECAME THE ONLY PERSON THAT SiGNED A DEAL THE SPACE! HE BECAME THE ONE WHO POSSESSES THE MOST POWERFUL SPACE MAGiC POWER ACROSS ALL UNiVERSES! IT'S LiKERESPAWNiNG iN GAMES! I'M iNViNCiBLE!

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YES! THiS NAKED YOUNG BOY HAS iNFiNiTE POSSiBiLiTiES iNSiDE OF HiM! (AUTHOR: AS THE GUEST HOST, CAN YOU REFRAiN FROM BRAGGiNG ABOUT YOURSELF?) HiS EXiSTENCE iS ALMOST HiGHER THAN ALL the GODS!

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THREE MONTHS LATER...

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... GLOWiNG MUSHROOM... HOUSES BUiLT WiTH WOODS. AND THE TREES ARE ALiVE... And the little building style...

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BASED ON MY CALM ANALYSiS, I MUST HAVE LEAPED iNTO AN ALTERNATE UNiVERSE! I GUESS iT'S normal THAT THE ONCE-iN-A-MiLLiON YEAR MiRACLE WOULD HAPPEN TO ME. BASED ON THE DECORATion, THiS iS PROBABLY AN ELF ViLLAGE? MASTER, WE'RE YOUR ELVES. MASTER, PLEASE COME EAT. ALTHOUGH I'M NOT iNTERESTED iN GiRLS, BUT iT SEEMS PRETTY NiCE ala? Lulu-lawa? creak... ... IS there A little ELF HERE? DAYDREAMING...

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WHAT AN AWFUL LOOKiNG ELF...! ohba! thud NO! THEY'RETHE DWARveS,aren't they?! LOOKS LiKE HE'SABOUT 1.1 METERSTALL. THE HEiGHTTHAT WOULDN'T NEEDTO BUY A TiCKET TOGet ON A BUS... ABOUT 1.1 METERS BUT HE seems STRONG! HiS MUSCLES ARE SO POLiSHED THAT THEY'RE ALMOST REFLECTiVE LiKE MiRRORS. OHBAOH BAOHBA! Gangnasi-dasida! WHAT'S HE TALKiNG ABOUT? SHOULDN'T ALL UNiVERSE- LEAP SOLVES THE LANGUAGE PROBLEM AUTOMATiCALLY? IS THERE AN OPTiON FOR SiMPLiFiED CHiNESE? thud!!

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um... I CAN'T REALLY UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU'RE SAYiNG... Walegema legemio legeqie! Walegema legemio legeqie! Laleng-geerli geerleng! Teerda! WHOA! WHOA! Lalengge-erli ge-erleng! Teerda! lalengge-erligeer-leng! Laleng-geerli-geer-leng! Laleng-geerli geerleng! Teerda!

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Lalenggeerligeerleng! Teerda! Lalenggeerligeerleng! Teerda! Teerda! Teerda! SUCH A GROUP OF ENERGETiC MUSCULAR... LOOKS LiKE I'M GONNA SPEND SOME TiME LiViNG AMONG THEse MUSCLES... WHY ARE YOU TOUCHiNG ME?! YOU GUYS ARE SO WEiRD! CREEPS! DON'T COME NEAR ME! DO YOU KNOW THiS iS called SEXUAL HARASSMENT?! Fine, in their eyes. I’m the strange looking one... pah!

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BUT SPEAKiNG OF LANGUAGE iSSUE, iT SHOULDN'T BE a problem FOR ME. AFTER COMMUNiCATiNG with BODY LANGUAGE FOR A FEW HOURS, I BASiCALLY LEARNED THE LANGUAGE OF THE DWARveS! AFTER ALL, iN MY PREViOUS LiFE... NO, BEFORE I LEAPED HERE, I'M A once-in-a-thousand-year GENiUS! A SMART PERSON CAN DRAW about three iNFERENCES from one! BUT I CAN DRAW A HUNDRED iNFERENCES FROM ONE!

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IN FACT, THEY'RE VERYPASSiONATE AND SiMPLE MUSCULAR MEN. THE ONLY BAD THiNG ABOUT THEM iSTHEY LOVE TO TOUCH ME. SO ANNOYiNG! I HEARD THiS iS A TOWN RESiDiNG iN THE FOREST CLOSE TO AN ACTiVE VOLCANO. THERE ARE A FEW THOUSANDS PEOPLE HERE. THEY'RE PROBABLY THE LAST DWARveS ALiVE iN THiS WORLD. FROM THE BEGiNNiNG TO THE END OF THE MiLLENNiUM WAR, THE ViLLAGE OF DWARveS SUFFERED A LOT, THEY CAN ONLY LiNGER iN THE HARSH PLACES SUCH AS THE FOOT OF AN ACTiVE VOLCANO.

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THE ENTiRE RACE OF DWARveS HATES WARS. THEiR ONLY HOBBY iS TO BUilD WEAPONS AND ALL KiNDS OF TOOLS! forging iS THEiR PRiDE AND THEiR SOUL! IT'S THEiR ULTiMATE PURSUiT iN LiFE! AS LONG AS THEY LiVE, THEY'LL KEEP forging! SO, AFTER MiLLiONS OF YEARS, THE DWARveS HAVE UNDOUBTEDLY BECOME THE WORLD'S... best Forgers! CLANG! CLANG! Clang! Clang! Clang! Clang!

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I'LL PROBABLY HAVE TO LiVE AMONG THE MUSCLES FOR A WHiLE NOW... I HAVE TO GET RiD OF MY PREViOUS AESTHETiC TASTE. ONCE I GET USED TO LOOKiNG AT MUSCLES, I GUESS iT'LL ALL BE FiNE... I'M COMiNG iN. COME EAT SOMETHiNG! OH, COME ON iN! YOU finally WOKE UP! YOU'RE QUiTE A SLEEPER! Badump!

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AH? IS THiS A DWARF GiRL? SO CUTE... JUST LiKE I iMAGiNED... Badump! HAHA, I'VE BEEN FEEDiNG YOU while... YOU WERE SLEEPiNG SO YOU DiDN'T KNOW. I'M NASHA. WHAT'S YOUR NAME? SO CUTE. I... I’m Leng mo! Leng...mo... WHOA! PINCH! Badump!

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HAHA. SO YOU REALLY DON'T HAVE ANY MUSCLES! YOUR breast MUSCLEs FEEL SO SOFT! THE FEMALES DWARveS ARE so hospitable? A GiRL iS TOUCHiNG MY BREASTS! I'M SO EMBARRASSED! WHERE DiD YOU COME FROM? YOUR FACE iS SO SOFT TOO. I WANT TO KEEP TOUCHiNG iT! HEY LADY! PLEASE GiVE ME A LiTTLE RESPECT! TOUCH!

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