In this short scene, the narrator tells us that he's in love with his "rival" . He's convinced that his rival is trying to seduce him, and he wants to know why. He asks the narrator to hold him while he and his rival "swallow" and "squish" each other. The narrator tries to convince us that they're just trying to make each other feel weirder, but the narrator doesn't want to hear it. He wants to make sure that the two of them have sex before they go to bed.