The narrator tells us that he's in love with his co-worker, who works for a company called imagi. He's worried that the company's new product isn't in stock yet, so he wants to check it out. The narrator is worried that someone will show up to look at the product, but the guy in charge of the stock checks it out first. He apologizes for scaring the heck out of the guy, but he doesn't blame the guy for scaring him out of his job. Instead, he blames the guy who came in to check on the stock. The guy's not angry, the narrator says, because he was just checking the stock to make sure it's all right with the new product. He says he'll pay the guy a favor, but it won't be as nice as he'd hoped it would be. He wonders why the guy is not getting angry about his blunder, since he always works so hard. He tells the narrator that he always tries to do things with less effort than the other guy does, and that's why he likes the guy. He admires the way the guy does his job, he says, and