After the launch of a new product, the two men go out for a walk. One of the men kisses the other's cheek, and the other kisses the man's ear. The two men argue about whether or not the kiss is good or bad. The man who kissed the other is quick to defend his kiss, saying that it's good because it makes him feel like he's getting wet. The other man defends his kiss by saying that he likes the way it makes his tongue move in and out of his ears. He says that the kiss makes his ears twitch, which makes him want to slap the other man. The men argue again, this time about the kiss's effect on squelching. The first man says the kiss squelches his tongue, but the second man says that it does the same thing. The second man asks the first man if he likes it better when he licks his ear at the exact same time. The third man says he could come to the office any moment now, but that he'd have to tell the man if the kiss hurts him.