"My boss monster" , the narrator tells us, is a "forceful sex" with "no common sense" . He's got a new boss, and he's going to buy him some new clothes. The narrator is all, "Gee, I don't know how to react to this kind of thing, but I'm going to have sex with your boss." The narrator's a little freaked out by all of this, but he doesn't care. He just wants to buy some clothes for his new boss. He wants to be treated like a "rich person," but he can't help feeling a little indebted to his boss. The clothes are so expensive, he says, that he feels like they're being treated like "a rich person but not as rich as a rich person." He also wants to know if the clothes are reliable or not, because it's all about "choosing clothes that suit yourself . ." This is the first time the narrator has ever been so excited about shopping. He says he'll be back soon, but first he wants to check out a new line of lingerie. The lingerie is super sexy, but the under-pants aren't sexy