This chapter opens with a splash of water. It's hot, but not enough for the boy. He's not having it. He wants a bath, but he doesn't want it right now. He tells the boy to go back to the hot tub, and he'll be fine. He says he's definitely not going to take a bath today. The boy says, "I don't need a bath. I'm not taking one today. Go take one yourself." The boy is all, "You're a barbarian, you're like a god." He'll tie the boy in a Chinese shirt and tie