The chapter opens with a description of the boys' dormitory, where they were kept as sex slaves for three years by a savage. The narrator tells us that the boys are now in a group after sports day, and that it's time for them to "forget about the sex slave" and "use cult again" . They're bored, and they're going to have to "boycott learn" , which means they'll have to repeat a year's worth of homework. They all agree that this is a waste of their time, and the narrator tells them to chill out and chill out.