In this short scene, Shmoop explains to the audience that he has come to tell the audience what he has always wanted to say to them: that they should dump all of their love for one another and start having sex with one another. He tells them that if they want to have sex, they should start by kissing one another, then squeeze one another's chests, then slap one another in the face, and finally, squeeze each other's bellies. He then goes on to explain that he is the only person in the audience who can see the beauty of the woman in front of him, and that he wants to tell her that she is the most beautiful woman he has ever seen.