It's been a while since we've seen Shmoop, and now we're back in the present-day world of our favorite childhood friend, Shmooper. Shmoper is all, "I'm going to give you a secret massage" . Uh-oh, wait, it's not a "secret" massage at all, but a super-secret one. Shmoopers his way through the scene, trying to find out what's going on. He's a little freaked out by the whole thing, but he's also a little worried about Shmiper's feelings for him.