The scene opens with a flashback to the previous night, in which the narrator complains about his roommate's excessive attention to him. He complains that his roommate is constantly touching him, and that if he touches him, he'll get "hard in public" . The narrator complains that he's in pain from the pain, and he wants to go home and have sex with his new crush. He's worried that the kiss will be painful, but he decides to try and be as gentle as possible.