The narrator tells us that his roommate is obsessed with him because his name is seto, which means "star" in Latin. He says that when he was a kid, a teacher taught him that his name was seto and that it meant "seven," which is the number of stars in the sky. The narrator says that he almost got "screwed over" when he tried to go for a walk today, but instead he went for a run. He's not sure what the heck is going on, but he does know that he's in love with his roommate. He wants to know what's up, but his roommate won't let him know. He tells the narrator to wake up and kiss him good morning, and then he'll go to the police station and tell them that he is the guy from Yesterday. The police officer will freak out, but the narrator will calm him down. He goes on to say that the guy he used to be is now his roommate, and that they'll be getting along every day from