"An Affair While Being By My Husband You Fool" The narrator is furious that his wife is having an affair while he is being by her side. She is going to force the couple to divorce, and he will be the father of their child. He tells the narrator to cool his head and not to give up his feelings for her. The narrator replies that he will still love her even if she gives birth to a child that he does not love. He asks the narrator if he is friends with the "de livery guy" , and the narrator tells him that he saw the man with his wife the day before, and that she was "screaming uncontrollably." The narrator asks if he can give the money to the de livery man, but the narrator says that he hopes the man likes it, because his wife seems "hys terical" . He then asks the man if he could give him his lime, which he exchanged with the man. The man says that it is just lime, but that there is nothing wrong with it.