Okay, now that we're back in the present, it's time for us to get to the heart of what's going down between the boss and his assistant. The boss is all, "Gee, what if I didn't have to work for you, and I had a crush on you?" The assistant is like, "Dude, I'm not going to run away from you, boss. I'll just run away to be with someone else." The boss's like, no way. He's never had sex with a girl like that before, and he doesn't want it to happen to him again. The assistant's got a plan. He wants to ask a woman who has "plenty of experience" with love. The woman will be able to give him an honest answer.