One beer and one highball. OK, this is a bit of a cop-out, but hey, it's a comedy. It's about a guy who works at a pub. He's drunk, but he's happy to be there. He asks the bartender to give him a beer and a highball so he can have some alone time. The bartender is all, "Hey, I'm a college student and you're also a student and I'd like to have a beer with you" . The guy's like, "Sure, but I need a beer too" , and the bartender says, "No problem, just order me a beer. I'll give you one too." The guy is all "Oh, thanks, I need one too" and