Okay, Shmoopers, we're back at work. We're told that Hiroshi is taking time off to care for his sick wife, and that he's going to pay Hiroshi's co-workers a visit. Okay, so what's Hiroshi doing? He's just going to visit a sick co-worker, right? Uh-oh. Shmooper is all, "Oh, yeah, Hiroshi just paid Hiroshi a visit!" . He doesn't seem to understand why Hiroshi would pay a sick colleague to visit his wife. He also seems to think Hiroshi might be trying to get Hiroshi to take care of his wife, since she's so sick. Uh, no, he just wants to pay a visit to Hiroshi, and Hiroshi isn't going to do anything about it. He'll just go home and tell his wife that he was just visiting her, and she won't believe him. Uh-uh. Okay then, we get to the part where Hiroshi wants to go check on his wife's health, and we find out that he took his phone away from his boss so that he wouldn't be able to contact her. Uh oh. Uh...