The narrator tells us that he and the dump have been sleeping together and that he's drunk. He asks the dump if something has happened. The dump tells him that he seems to be down lately, and that his boss has asked him to work on a new product idea again. The narrator says that he has always worked hard at his job, but lately, the ideas are not coming. He says that his age and his physical fitness are making him useless. He tells the dump that he knows how hard he works, and he tells him not to say that he is " useless." The dump says that she is embarrassed to be in front of him, but that she tries not to think too much about it. She says that her chest is pressing against her, and she tries to get out of the way, but she can't. She tells him to go to the washroom, and then she says that the dump must be drunk, because he is getting and coming on him like this.