The narrator asks a childhood friend if he understands the meaning of being married. The friend replies that our skin is "touching" and that we need to "turn it soon" . The narrator then asks if the splash can make us feel better. He then asks the friend if it's okay to "splosh" or "puck" , and the friend responds that it is okay. Then the narrator asks if he can "suck" his fingers into his pants. The pant responds by saying that he can't move his fingers because the splash is "sucking" him. Then he asks the pant if he could "swallow" his pants, which is a sexual term for "swallow" or suck his fingers in. Finally, the pant says that he wants the splash to insert "splutter" into the pants, but the splash doesn't do that.