The scene opens with a description of a hot springs bath. The narrator tells us that the bath is full of "actual sex" under a towel. He tells the audience that this is "immoral common sense" during a hot-springs report. He then goes on to describe the bath as "an amazing bathroom" with a "bubble bath" and a "big - time broadcast" if the audience is willing to accept the "clack" of the director. The director is worried that the girl is trying to "swoop" or "plop" the towel, and the narrator tells him to get out of the bath so that