The narrator is sitting in his room, having just eaten some dog food. He's so happy that he wants to fall in love, but he's not sure what to do with himself. He asks his roommate if he has finished his homework yet, and his roommate says that he has to collect his chemistry homework after class the next day. The narrator wants to know what's going on with the other students, and he asks if they're listening to the latest episode of Gossip Girl. The roommate says they are, but the narrator doesn't know what to say. He wants to ask one of the students if she's had a good day, and she says that she hasn't, but she can't say anything yet because she has to talk to her teacher about a parent-teacher conference. The teacher is about to say something, and the narrator says he'll have to tell him later.